THE BOBBIPINS NINE!!!!!!!1!!1!!111uyf@UYF!
Magic Trick
Bob: In my office right now!
Bill: Yes sir right away!
Bob: Pick a card any card…
Bill: Uh…this one?
Bob: HOCUS POCUS! SHAZAM! ABRACADABRA! ZOOOM!
Bob: Is this your card?
Bill: Nope.
Bob: Then what the fuck are you still doing here? Get the fuck back to your crappy little cubicle you incompetent fool!
Bill: Yes sir! Sorry about everything sir!
Bob: This Bridge Magic Trick book is harder to master than I first thought…
*Bridge For Dummies*
Super Extreme Guest Bobbipins
How about one last Bobbipins for 2010! Oh yeah, punch yourself in the face and get ready, because it’s…
Happy New Year
Slimothy: Happy New…hahaha….what the fuck Rose! You look like shit!
Rose de Lima: That’s not a very nice thing to say, Slimothy! And besides, have you looked in the mirror lately?
Slimothy: OMG! What the hell happened to me!
Rose de Lima: Well, since Dan took a break for the holidays, Mike is drawing us.
Slimothy: GAWD…this is horrible…
Patrick: Happy Birthday you bastards!
Rose de Lima: Hey Patrick! It’s New Years!
Slimothy: hahahaha!
Patrick: Huh? Oh…BLLARGH!
Slimothy: ahahaha!
Rose de Lima: Sigh…it’s not even 8pm Patrick…
Happy New Year! From BFO and The Bobbipins!
Super Extra Bobbipins Halloween Special!
Yes my lovelies, because I care very very much for you 3, I decided to make a DOUBLE Bobbipins Halloween special post! IN COLOR!!! Hope you enjoy 
Fucked Up Beef
Slimothy: So then we got kicked back to gold…
Rose de Lima:Which one is that again? Worl of Craft?
Slimothy: Dammit Rose! I told you a million times! It’s…
Rose de Lima: We are here.
Slimothy: Sweet. Gonna have me some of that fukt up beef.
Rose de Lima: Fukt up beef? Come on Slimothy, it’s not called that. Respect the Chinese culture!
Slimothy: But it’s right there on the menu…
Chef Liang: TIU! Fukt up bif! Fuk you up!
Slimothy: See? Chef Liang is all about fukt up beef.
Rose de Lima: WTF?!
My Halloween Hobo
Slimothy: …on the other hand, the Mario 2 we had here in America wasn’t even developed as a Mario in the first place. In Japan it was another game called Doku something something. Which is why it strayed so far from the conventions. I read about it on the net!
Rose de Lima: …
Halloween Hobo: Hey brother, spare some change? I haven’t eaten in weeks!
Slimothy: hahahahah! Nice costume dude! the beard and all! HAHA!
Rose de Lima: Slimothy! This is a poor homeless man!
Halloween Hobo: I’ll give you a handjob for two bucks! Come on! Let’s get freaky!
Slimothy: HAHA! You’re really in character too! The fake puke smell is awesome!
Halloween Hobo: *falls asleep, shits himself*
Slimothy: Whoa!Incredible fake diarrhea! AHAHHAHAHA!
Rose de Lima: Blerg! *throws up*
Yay Bobbipins yaaaay!!!
They’re back! Just in time for the weekend!
Patrick: Heya Rosie! How about some of that sweet sweet stuff?
Rose de Lima: For the last time Patrick, NO!
Patrick: Aw c’mon why not!
Rose de Lima: Because I’m your sister, that’s why!
Patrick: …
Patrick: HOW ABOUT NOW?
Performance Review Part 2: THE SHOCKING FINALE!!!
Did you miss them? I didn’t. Still, here’s one last fart joke for the road. You might also want to read part one
You can always check out Part 1 here
6 months later…
Bob: In my office, NOW!
Bill: Yes sir!
Bob: Can you explain this?
*penis*
Bill: It’s my…performance review?
Bob: Are you fucking kidding me?! It’s a penis drawn company letterhead! WITH YOUR SIGNATURE ON IT! This is not your personal playground! These letterheads cost money. How would you like it if I drew a penis on your paycheck?! HUH?! How would you like that?
Bill: …
Bob: Nah, I’m totally fucking with you. I made it, remember? The day of your performance review? Now get the fuck out of my office.
Bill: …
Bob: And use some of that air freshener! Your office smells like fart.
Bill: ?!
The Bobbipins are back, and this time it’s for realzies
So yeah, Mike and I decided to take this Bobbipins thing to the next level. Here’s this, it’s the first one. Read it.
Head on over to Part 2 for the shocking finale!
Bob: Well it’s time for your annual performance review. We value your work as a trusted employee. So everything seems to be ok, and since you don’t have any questions, you can just sign here.
Bill: …
*penis*
Bill: But I…it’s a drawing of a penis!
Bob: It’s your goddamn performance review is what it is! Sign it…
Bill: Sigh…
Bob: Now get the fuck back to work!
OMFG it’s the goddam Bobbipins again!
Once again, if you don’t laugh, it means you’re normal.
Bob: Need to see you in my office.
Bill:Coming right away!
Bob:*faarrrrrt*
Bill: Oh!
Bob:*faarrrrt*
Bill:OMG!
Bill: You weren’t there!
Bob:…I know…
St-Patrick’s day Bobbipins
Yep. Yep yep yep yep. The Bobbipins and possibly the best anus joke of the year. Thanks to Mike.
Patrick: Happy St-Paddy’s Day motherfuckers!
Jimothy:Jeez, st-Patrick’s Day was like, 5 days ago…
Rose de Lima: Yeah, I told him if he got drunk enough, he’d catch a leprechaun.
Jimothy: Hah, what a boob.
*Ass Leprechauns*
The Fucking Bobbipins
Here! HERE! You can have them. The fucking Bobbipins. Enjoy them or hate them or think they’re ghey, I don’t give a fuck.
