It only takes 5 minutes so here’s what you can put into a giant salad:
Bag of mixed lettuce greens
Fresh green beans
2 whole endives
1 whole tomato
Handful of sliced radishes
1 can of tuna
2 heaping forkfulls of cottage cheese
Garnish with black pepper.
No salad dressing ’cause salad dressing is for pussies.
Now eat it like the animal that you are.