It only takes 5 minutes so here’s what you can put into a giant salad:

Ingredients:
Bag of mixed lettuce greens
Fresh green beans
Carrot slices
2 whole endives
1 whole tomato
Handful of sliced radishes
1 can of tuna
2 heaping forkfulls of cottage cheese
Garnish with black pepper.

No salad dressing ’cause salad dressing is for pussies.

Now eat it like the animal that you are.