Big Fat Ostrich

I could go on and on and ON about how awesome Mike is. He rocks. And it’s his birthday soon, like, on friday I think, or something. And there’s a very special person who wants to tell him “happy burlsdey”. Everyone, please welcome, the moontard:

So yeah, happy burlsdey Mike, love ya man. And rest assured that when you break that bad hip, I’ll be there to laugh. And maybe call 911. But mostly laugh.

That’s right, BFO is one year old! I spent hours making this ms paint birthday card.

Yeah! Happy Birthday BFO! Let’s hand out some goddamn awards.

• The STFU Already Award: Mike O. For posting 55 times!
• The Unwashed Blogger Award: Dan for this post
• Most Disgusting Guest Blogger: (You’re a sick fuck, but we love you) Radiation Juan
• Most Popular Guest Blogger: Dobson (For keeping it real. Really pathetic)
• Best Fan Award: Note to self…promote blog.

Yeah man. Congratulations to all the winners!