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THE BOBBIPINS NINE!!!!!!!1!!1!!111uyf@UYF!

February 20th, 2011 No comments

the bobbipins magic trick

Magic Trick
Bob: In my office right now!
Bill: Yes sir right away!
Bob: Pick a card any card…
Bill: Uh…this one?
Bob: HOCUS POCUS! SHAZAM! ABRACADABRA! ZOOOM!
Bob: Is this your card?
Bill: Nope.
Bob: Then what the fuck are you still doing here? Get the fuck back to your crappy little cubicle you incompetent fool!
Bill: Yes sir! Sorry about everything sir!
Bob: This Bridge Magic Trick book is harder to master than I first thought…
*Bridge For Dummies*

Super Extreme Guest Bobbipins

December 31st, 2010 4 comments

How about one last Bobbipins for 2010! Oh yeah, punch yourself in the face and get ready, because it’s…

Happy Goddamn New Year

Happy New Year
Slimothy: Happy New…hahaha….what the fuck Rose! You look like shit!
Rose de Lima: That’s not a very nice thing to say, Slimothy! And besides, have you looked in the mirror lately?
Slimothy: OMG! What the hell happened to me!
Rose de Lima: Well, since Dan took a break for the holidays, Mike is drawing us.
Slimothy: GAWD…this is horrible…
Patrick: Happy Birthday you bastards!
Rose de Lima: Hey Patrick! It’s New Years!
Slimothy: hahahaha!
Patrick: Huh? Oh…BLLARGH!
Slimothy: ahahaha!
Rose de Lima: Sigh…it’s not even 8pm Patrick…
Happy New Year! From BFO and The Bobbipins!

Super Extra Bobbipins Halloween Special!

October 31st, 2010 4 comments

Yes my lovelies, because I care very very much for you 3, I decided to make a DOUBLE Bobbipins Halloween special post! IN COLOR!!! Hope you enjoy :)

fucked up beef

halloween hobo has a surprise for you

Fucked Up Beef
Slimothy: So then we got kicked back to gold…
Rose de Lima:Which one is that again? Worl of Craft?
Slimothy: Dammit Rose! I told you a million times! It’s…
Rose de Lima: We are here.
Slimothy: Sweet. Gonna have me some of that fukt up beef.
Rose de Lima: Fukt up beef? Come on Slimothy, it’s not called that. Respect the Chinese culture!
Slimothy: But it’s right there on the menu…
Chef Liang: TIU! Fukt up bif! Fuk you up!
Slimothy: See? Chef Liang is all about fukt up beef.
Rose de Lima: WTF?!

My Halloween Hobo
Slimothy: …on the other hand, the Mario 2 we had here in America wasn’t even developed as a Mario in the first place. In Japan it was another game called Doku something something. Which is why it strayed so far from the conventions. I read about it on the net!
Rose de Lima: …
Halloween Hobo: Hey brother, spare some change? I haven’t eaten in weeks!
Slimothy: hahahahah! Nice costume dude! the beard and all! HAHA!
Rose de Lima: Slimothy! This is a poor homeless man!
Halloween Hobo: I’ll give you a handjob for two bucks! Come on! Let’s get freaky!
Slimothy: HAHA! You’re really in character too! The fake puke smell is awesome!
Halloween Hobo: *falls asleep, shits himself*
Slimothy: Whoa!Incredible fake diarrhea! AHAHHAHAHA!
Rose de Lima: Blerg! *throws up*

Yay Bobbipins yaaaay!!!

September 17th, 2010 3 comments

They’re back! Just in time for the weekend!

Patrick: Heya Rosie! How about some of that sweet sweet stuff?
Rose de Lima: For the last time Patrick, NO!
Patrick: Aw c’mon why not!
Rose de Lima: Because I’m your sister, that’s why!
Patrick: …
Patrick: HOW ABOUT NOW?

Performance Review Part 2: THE SHOCKING FINALE!!!

September 7th, 2010 No comments

Did you miss them? I didn’t. Still, here’s one last fart joke for the road. You might also want to read part one

Performance review 2

You can always check out Part 1 here

6 months later…
Bob: In my office, NOW!
Bill: Yes sir!
Bob: Can you explain this?
*penis*
Bill: It’s my…performance review?
Bob: Are you fucking kidding me?! It’s a penis drawn company letterhead! WITH YOUR SIGNATURE ON IT! This is not your personal playground! These letterheads cost money. How would you like it if I drew a penis on your paycheck?! HUH?! How would you like that?
Bill: …
Bob: Nah, I’m totally fucking with you. I made it, remember? The day of your performance review? Now get the fuck out of my office.
Bill: …
Bob: And use some of that air freshener! Your office smells like fart.
Bill: ?!

The Bobbipins are back, and this time it’s for realzies

August 31st, 2010 1 comment

So yeah, Mike and I decided to take this Bobbipins thing to the next level. Here’s this, it’s the first one. Read it.

Performance review part one

Head on over to Part 2 for the shocking finale!

Bob: Well it’s time for your annual performance review. We value your work as a trusted employee. So everything seems to be ok, and since you don’t have any questions, you can just sign here.
Bill: …
*penis*
Bill: But I…it’s a drawing of a penis!
Bob: It’s your goddamn performance review is what it is! Sign it…
Bill: Sigh…
Bob: Now get the fuck back to work!

OMFG it’s the goddam Bobbipins again!

July 1st, 2010 4 comments

Once again, if you don’t laugh, it means you’re normal.

Goddam Bobbipins

Bob: Need to see you in my office.
Bill:Coming right away!
Bob:*faarrrrrt*
Bill: Oh!
Bob:*faarrrrt*
Bill:OMG!
Bill: You weren’t there!
Bob:…I know…

Happy Comic Book Time with Patrick Starnes!

March 30th, 2010 No comments

So before BFO started, when my good buddy Dan asked me if I was interested in doing comic book reviews, I said “hell yeah!!! I’ll work on something right away.”

One year later – yes I am the king of procrastination – here’s my first one. Here’s to hoping it won’t be the last.

Picked up Nemesis, the highly anticipated new series by Mark Millar (kick ass, the Ultimates, Civil War and Old Man Logan) and Steve McNiven (Old man Logan, Civil War, Avengers). I’ve been hearing about this comic for a few months now. It’s been hyped a lot and I’m not usually big on following the “flavour of the month” comic book. Or to get something just because the Internet says it’s gonna be good. So when it finally came out I decided to read it at the store before buying it.

Wow, was I ever wrong to have reservations about this book! In the first few pages you have a hotel blown up, a police detective squished by a bullet train, and said bullet train crashing in the street. Everything I like about comics!

Nemesis is about the world’s only supervillain who’s kick is to kill the best police officer of any given city. Turns up in Washington to call out the city’s supercop and mayhem and destruction ensue. Millar follows up on his “no quarter asked no quarter given” storytelling style with Steve McNiven who is probably one of the best superhero artist out there. The storytelling is crisp and fast paced and as you could expect from a Mark Millar story, very violent, irreverent, and very cool. The good thing is that this book has had so much hype and has been massively ordered by comic book shops, meaning that it shouldn’t be hard to find. I know that my local comic book store still has some copies left.

So come along for the ride I don’t think you’ll be disappointed.

http://www.millarworld.tv/
http://www.stevemcniven.com/
http://www.milleniumcomics.com

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