It’s 4 hours past 2012’s day 1 and I’m already angry

YEAH!! YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shit like dis:

SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER happen. “Cliff  Blackwood is a huntah…” or “Kurt Bliffwood is a huntaaaaah”… or whoever the fuck is a huntah. NO! NO VEVO! WE’D RATHER YOU DON’T EXIST! AND IT’D BE HARDER TO GET TO THE SONGS! AND THEY’D BE IN “SUPER SHITTY RESOLUTION” INSTEAD OF “EXTRA SHITTY”. But we don’t care. And Birth Kitwood is not a huntah. Blark Thurstwood is a dude who should go to bed now. That’s right, John Engelwood, go to bed now, with your cross-eyed crosseyes. And you shitty black belt. The joke is over. It wasn’t funny in the first place. Now it’s over. Go to bed. GO! Put on a clean diaper and go. Florch Blortfegelwood. Nobody loves you no more. Blake Frenchwood.

No wait. It was Chuck Norris. STILL! I’m super angry. The U2bes aren’t what they used to be.

Fuck you, Chuck Norriswood.

-Dan

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