Big Fat Ostrich

I’m always looking for cool new munchies. Yesterday at the grocery store I picked up a bag of Pringles SELECT. The bag claims that they’re “A unique taste escape”. Well appart from being smaller and coming in such pompous flavorings as “Parmesan and Roasted Garlic”, “Chipotle Barbecue” (I think they’re totally late to the chipotle party), “Sun Dried Tomato” and “Cinnamon Sweet Potato“, the SELECT Pringles are exactly like the original ones. They still got that cardboard taste that gets very old very fast yet you can’t help but keep eating. I gotta give them credit for the little presentation text on the back of the bag though. This one says:

“Like a parmesan cheese wheel rolling through a garlic patch”

This is how I picture it:

Yes siree… I believe I’m completely done with this particular topic.

Bye.

Dan