Ostrich News: Ostrich Porn Spotted on Wall

That’s right folks. I woke up in a dumpster after weeks of binging, and the first thing I noticed as I came to, was this giant, disgusting painting of ostrich kama sutra on a building: ostrich_porn

I… I don’t know what to say. Man, that male… He’s looking at the chick all like “Ima sex you good, bitch”. It’s fucking gross.

In other news, I got a PSP all because of this game. I can’t wait. I CAN NOT WAIT! At last a good handheld fighting game. Up until now I had been trying to enjoy the fucking Naruto fighter on the DS. It’s an alright game but man, cell shading is evil. And the dudes have waaaaay too much health. Anyway. I was just passing by. Going back to my dumpster now.

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